Call Me Richard, Call Me Harry, Just Call Me “Einstein,” They All Fit

Call Me Richard, Call Me Harry, Just Call Me “Einstein,” They All Fit

BREAKING!!  BARRIERS!!  OUGHT TO BE MY MIDDLE NAME!  Tell me about it, son.  Oh, you need the physical attraction in a “relationship?”  Well isn’t somebody needy!?  Deprive yourself.  You don’t NEED it!  You NEED God, oxygen, water and the gym, bro!  GTFOH 
Wake up, scrub the pits, eat protein, pray and put your headphones onnnn!  Drown out the noise!  It’s you and God.  Sing His praises, repent, give thanks and accept those you feel were sent.  I’m on a new one, tattletale.  I’m ripping my shirt off my chest tooo!  Now only if muscles grew this fast, ain’t!?  Don’t worry.  Increased blood circulation, incoming, should help.

 

 







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