Hey dryer sheet, I’m terribly hesitant rubbing you against my face. Ask me how I’m doing. Start there. I, too want us to crank gears and start our forever together lifestyle asap. Send me a pic.
"Ahh, zee pleasure to finally haff you right vhere I vant you! Now, I'm gonna pump you up, ja? You're gonna be zee biggest, zee strongest, zee most fantastic version of yourself, and I'm zee Terminator who's gonna make it happen!"
