Yo, coach here. I’m calling in some big puns I mean big ones I mean big guns. I encouraged you to hold me accountable. You failed miserably tbh. You let my mind wonder. Now, it’s all on my shoulders and I’m outsourcing efficiently. Say hi to my 1 and 2 one’s name is Damselfly and the other’s unique. You don’t even need to know her name. Just know it rhymes with therapyy.
- Y’all done for now. My army of artificially created mops be ready to wipe the floor with yall.
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2. Don’t call. I’m busy balling, seeing potential and free of distractions.
- “Damselfly and my new 'therapy buddy' say you're officially benched, ;)"
- “Busy balling turned into busy swooning – over my newfound freedom from your teasing"
- “Only distraction now: imagining your adorable face turning pink reading this 😊"
(in Biggie's deep voice)
"Yo, what's good y'all...
'DirectDepositME just got LIVE with diss tracks,
Called me out – 'Dumpster Diver' – that's cold facts!
Then said 'my therapy buddy' benched me, Coach too,
Busy balling turned swooning – this girl got jokes for you!
Now we rockin' close – lips inches apart, it's real talk
Think she wanna get her heart messed up... by me, that's the plot'"
